DON'T YOU BE THINKING FILTHY SHIT ABOUT MY MOTHER!

The last thing I want my mother near is Twitter - they'll eat her alive.

Well, my mother is going to be going into mourning now. She considers him to be Captain America incarnate

One thing I got from Grease 2 is that Lorna Luft has a really awesome singing voice and I'm amazed she didn't go farther with it. I'm guess she was leaving the singing to Liza?

Kids - the best movie reviewers

Oh, for fuck sake, IF YOU "FALL ASLEEP", YOU "LOSE YOUR SOUL"! WE GOT IT IN THE FIRST AND SECOND FILMS! WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE! KNOCK IT OFF, MOVIE PEOPLE!

One thing that annoyed me about this game is the judge overruling Princess Peach and her Prime Minister. To that, that's tantamount to declaring war. I wanted a war between The Mushroom Kingdom and the Del Finos a la Duck Soup, where everything is won via stock footage.

He did not just dab.

I see that monkey and all I can think of is the "Monkeys in outer space" bit from Robot Chicken

How 'bout a TV series based on the 186 series?

Here's some more:
~Re-pro-duction~
~Reproduction~
~Put your pollen tube to work~
~Re-pro-duction~
~Reproduction~
~Make my stamen go berserk~
~Re-pro-duction~
~I don't think I even know what a pis-til is~
~"I got yer pistol right here~
~Where does the pollen go~

I want this show to end with McGarrett and Dan-o getting married. I say this because I have a feeling this season will be it's last.

~Tell me more~
~Tell me more~
~Did she have to fight you off?~

~We're gonna scorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre tonight~
~We're gonna sco-oooo-ooorreee toniii-iiight~

But he still puts me to sleep, though

I tried it, once. Max's voice actor puts me to sleep.

No. No, their not. The first Dead to Rights' Jack is cute and kind of likable (despite being a bit stupid and Death Wish violent). The second Dead to Rights' Jack has none of the humor and swears too much, and the third Dead to Rights' Jack is a pure psychopath, and 'roided to boot.

And a cuter protagonist. Seriously, I've been crushing hard on Jack Slate for nigh fifteen years. But from the first game. The Jacks of the other two games can fuck off.

In related news, I'm doing a video project on the 15th Anniversary to Dead to Rights, along with my feelings on it and tidbits about the voice actors and some snarking on the story. Why? Because I like the damn game.

Oscar contender?