Maybe they could be used in a production of Titus Andronicus. They can be the pies.

I read Newswires as Newsies, at first.

See what happens when you give a Fox News "journalist" a chance, NBC? You get shit like this.

Will Penance finally get the big break we've been hoping for?

Still waiting for a channel that airs old item showcases from home shopping channels.

Dueling is legal? Finally! We can fight for The Rose Bride!

Forget the T-Rex, Mario possessed a friggin' taxi! I WANT THIS GAME NOW!!!

NARF

A clean Judd Apatow movie would be less than 15 minutes long

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

Heavens to Murgatroyd

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

Never heard of 'im

It

Hmm, you got a point.

The Stand: Trump Administration Edition

The Dark Trump Tower

Forget Katrina. Make a season about the Rosenbergs and the A-Bomb ring

Misery

Under the Toupee