Time to commit geek heresy - Fuck Firefly!

Star Wars as a Western? I approve

Didn't your dumb son ban that?

His career's over!? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Because we want the penis but, at the same time, are afeared of the penis. So we focus on the phallic.

Ha haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa

What's the deal with Bee Movie?

F!

HOLD!!!! YOUR!!!! TONGUE!!!!

Time for Good Idea, Bad Idea

Under a bridge with Heathcliff, I'm guessing.

CLOWN!!!

Bring on Slappy! Lots and lots of Slappy. Fuck the Hip Hippos! No one liked the Hip Hippos!

I will conjugate for you.

INTENSE EYEBROWS!!!

Next up - Alice's Adventures in Shondaland, in which a little girl calls bullshit on the nonsense that goes on in these shows and every episode, the Queen of Rhimes attempts to kill her in increasingly extravagant ways.

Gillian Anderson as Bowie and Marilyn? Give her all the Emmys! Give her all the Emmys, now!

Now, I'm guessing The Ezio Collection is the one where everyone went from olive skinned to albino, one guy in the background has enormous eyes bulging out of his head, and Ezio scrabbles up building like Spider-Man on meth?

I caught the 1985 version of Alice in Wonderland by Irwin Allen on one of those nostalgia cable channels earlier this morning. This Network, it was.

Joaquin Phoenix looks like Kenny from the Telltale Walking Dead games.