Anyone else get flashbacks to The Simpsons Movie when Shadow first appeared in that forest and the trees started slapping him?

Should be a Commandment

To be played by Jennifer Lawrence in a biopic, I imagine.

I'm not fan of Ian McShane with his continuous bad mouthing of Game of Thrones, but I liked the book, so I'm watching American Gods. Also, I want to see how Kristen Chenoweth pulls off Easter. Ditto with Gillian Anderson and Media. Oh, and how they're going to do that. The sex scene with the Queen of Sheba.

No one

Now, let's guess who is going to sell their hair and teeth and who is going to get sent to Australia.

Holy shit, Kreiger kicks ass!

Fuck them! Grumpy and Dopey could kick all their asses.

Were there Doritos involved?

Well, that makes sense. If you can get residuals via streaming rather than syndication, of course you'll go with streaming. It's just logic.

So no one is getting residuals?

Will there be comedians running color commentary?

Here, BTW, is the Memorium Joan was in. It wasn't just her that got two seconds. Even super icons like Chaplin and Elvis only got two seconds. Fucking Hollywood.

This has probably been mentioned by someone else, but trog is a British slang term for an ugly woman. Those fuckers changed the title of the movie when Joan signed on because of this, I know it.

Good job, internet

One thing I'd like to know is who's bright idea was the color the entirety of the 70s the color of vomit? What, did some ad exec look up from worshiping the porcelain god, take a good long look of the contents, and thought "You know, that color would look great on clothes. And furniture. And architecture."

This exists?

My mom's watching it right now.

I still haven't forgiven the Academy for that blip they gave Robin Williams. And not even a clip, either, but some stupid sand painting. And midway through the memorium, to boot.

I'm so conflicted. Evan Rachel Wood and Thandie Newton have been awesome on Westworld, but damn near everyone in the cast on this seem like locks for a shit ton of awards.