Lots of space Christmases and Hanukkahs ruined, just sayin'

So, if there is no meaning, that saves us a world of trouble. We don't have to find any.

Again, this is essentially that Richard Dreyfuss ABC mini-series only with more swearing because De Niro has that type of Tourette's that makes you cuss a lot.

A man who always looks like he's been immediately stung by a thousand bees

They're still getting their butts handed to them by the PS4 and X-Box One.

Ah. Thanks for the correction. Surprised Nintendo hasn't sued yet

It was not made by Nintendo? Was it licensed by Nintendo, though?

This is why you're failing, Nintendo. You refuse to produce nice things that people actually want. Pokemon Go was a fluke.

See? Why can't I be in charge of Marvel? First thing I would do is tar and feather Brian Michael Bendis. Then I'd release and edict stating every continuity change he made null and void.

I wish they could have just put original Nick Fury's brain into a cloned body that just happened to be black rather than have him be a son no one heard about.

Wonder if the Popsicle Twins will show up at the funeral?

Love June Diane Raphael. On How Did This Get Made, it is always a delight when she's exasperated by something she's seen. Always.

And not single, either.

Single White Neil Patrick

Neil Patrick Harris will always be the best Music Meister, though. Always.

Well, I loved it. But I wish Iris showed up singing "When I look at you" from The Scarlet Pimpernel musical.

GLADIATOR!!!

As long it ends with him getting Kamehameha'ed/Moon Princess Halation'ed by a Goku/Sailor Moon double team, I'm cool with it.

Goddammit, cartoons, stop lying to us!

Deleted scene from Follow That Bird.