I'm hoping one says "The winner is GLADIATOR!"

God, they're hobbling

La La Land won. There. Spoiled it for you.

She played a very convincing 1/8 Asian lady

But you want to. You want to buy shit.

I'm hoping they make a comeback.

PORTMAN WAS ROBBED!!!!!

I don't hate it or like it - I haven't seen it

Is that anything like Honey Boo Boo?

Wow! I wasn't expecting that!

I don't want to go to Avatar Upsidaisium Land

I expect Mel Gibson to get drunk and destroy his career again sometime later tonight.

He's 32? Sure he ain't 14?

Jesus, that hair!

But spare Viola Davis

COOKIES AND DOUGHNUTS!!!

Hey! Manchester By The Sea got one. That's nice

Loobster

Well…that's something

Matt Damon buys a zoo. There. I saved you time.