Somewhere, Adam Carolla is throwing a whiskey bottle at the tv.

Someone had to pay for that bastardization of a great book.

Dirnk?

Well. Time to go pee.

And an Oscar

Well, that was quick. Good for her, though.

Well, Naomi Harris has me convinced.

GET ON WITH IT!!!

Who played James Dean.

God, Jackie Chan looks so great.

Then they see the name James Dean and start Googling who he is.

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I have mixed feelings about The Beauty and the Beast remake.

Yep. They've been around since The Garden of Eden. They're the ones who got Eve to eat the apple and the serpent took the fall. Later, they got Pandora to open the box.

Yay moms!

Hacksaw Ridge? Really?

Yay jumping in the pool fully clothed and ruining those clothes!

Is it as bad as Lin Manuel Miranda overload?

Yay Arrival!

Seriously, pizza delivery is never fun in our house. Gotta be on our toes or the cat will attack us.