I'm cheering for Michael Shannon.

And the Oscars wonder why they're losing viewers every year

Orange is the New Vikander

Bowel. It's bowel

Sheep

Yay! Embarrassed Meryl! And her husband's piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed!

Everybody comment in this thread. Too confusing with two threads.

No this is http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Anybody there?

Zing!

Resurrect Bob Hope!

Ha ha ha! People want us dead!

Once again, if it were up to me, the Oscars number would feature people dressed in 18th Century French noble garb, singing the "Ascot Gavotte" from My Fair Lady, whilst scenes from Movie 43, That's My Boy, Cloud Atlas (you know which ones I'm talking aboout), The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Waterworld (peeing and…

Here we go

Yeah, I don't know if we're supposed to post here or what. AV Club confusing us!

Commie! It's A-1 or nothin'!

No. No, they should not. You go stand in the corner and think about what you did, Internet.

<trumpmode>I am not thin-skinned. It is all a ploy of the fake news media, who are the enemy of America and Putin, to make me look like a fool in front of the PuteyPie. I am rubber, they are glue. Rose are red, violets are blue. Frank Stallone is going to be a member of my cabinet soon. Now go away.</trumpmode>

He won't like your balls unless you're the President of Russia.

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