WHY ARE WE YELLING?! I'M NOT EVEN MAD!

Y'all are missing Shore Patrol's most important point:
"our environment… struck us with lightning, drowned us with water, starved us with famine, and hunted us with saber-toothed tigers."

For the record, even though i've arrived a day too late for anyone to read this:

I miss "My Hero".

I remember when i first saw that stupid Springsteen video, yelling, "It's that chick from Misfits of Science! Now i like this song!!"

No, no, no! It's "Ey oh, oh ey." Try it one more time.

"BBM"?
Um… big bowel movement?

Yeah, man. He's like e.e. cummings all, like, deconstructed n' shit.

Ah but it totally is. Try it at least once, you'll see.

You shouldn't make me watch dat movie, Johnny. My fadda made me watch dat movie once.
ONCE.

Just taking a stab here, Cmndr… Um, Canadian?

I like to watch the curling, on the rare occasions that it's on when i'm not at work. Really, i do. But..
Point of order: "game" = "sport".
Thank you. That is all.

I'm annoyed that i've listened to the newest DMB album enough to know that DM himself pronounces it as it's spelled.
Also that i'm a full day late and, it would seem, very nearly a dollar short. Sigh…

Thank you, Mr/Ms Misconception. Consider you "Star Trek V" reference recognized and chortled at. Congratulations.

I see what you did there, i.

Most of Mr Jew's postings are essentially about himself. It's part of his style of writing, and i like it. There.

YEAH, TOAST!

1. Jeff Dunham is mostly just annoying. As opposed to funny.

I thought the how-to-spell-professor gag went on a little long. Funny, but forced. Surely it would've occurred to him to stop with "PROF."??

Yer right: IMDB sez it was Madeline Zima.