"There's a comedy snobbery around the Thursday night lineup folks that I find incredibly irritating… For all kinds of reasons, I think people are rooting for our demise."

The first 1/4 of it anyway. It was terribly uneven.

Was the car at least yellow?

Tim Burton is at the top of the list, though. Because the others can at least pass as directors.

If Bollywood is cosplaying Disney cartoons, then Romeo+Juliet is cosplaying shitty anime.

I'm actually more sad he didn't get to see "After Midnight". He was totally on board with Linklater's experiment. Just a few months.

It would make more sense to High School juniors than what Fitzgerald writes. "New money? The ashes? WTF?"

Consider yourself pandered to. Successfully.

I liked Ethan Hawke's Hamlet.

Wow. The Owl Eyes coup de gras. Brutal.

Dang, that's great!

So he doesn't exist?

He talks about suppressing urges… Urges heterosexual men don't have. (Ruh-roh!)

What Tom Cruise wants more than sake is tech support.

Summer Donna.

But RotN is the worst and should never be read, not even as a throwaway assignment. WTF is wrong with Tess of the d'Buberrvilles ferchrissake??

No, but Alberto Gonzales has.

Agree, although "Alan Havey sighting" is at the tippy-top of my list.

"FAP'LL DO, PIG!"— TIME OUT

maybe resurrect Syd and Rick, too