Sorry. But the dead ain't gonna walk themselves.

We can only conclude that American Horror Story will be considered landmark television.

We can only conclude that American Horror Story will be considered landmark television.

Joey moved to Hollywood.

Joey moved to Hollywood.

Glad to see NYPD has changed their ways!

Glad to see NYPD has changed their ways!

But NBC just LOOOOVES Community!!!

But NBC just LOOOOVES Community!!!

SOMEBODY PEED IN THE PUNCH. I KNOW IT!

SOMEBODY PEED IN THE PUNCH. I KNOW IT!

Watch it again. It was Means slowly pulling back the covers with his left hand.

Watch it again. It was Means slowly pulling back the covers with his left hand.

There's not a single episode where Gyp did something surprising. To paraphrase Raymond Chandler, Gyp is a tough guy that only a kid could dream up.

There's not a single episode where Gyp did something surprising. To paraphrase Raymond Chandler, Gyp is a tough guy that only a kid could dream up.

Your problem is that you're not drinking enough. When it comes to Boardwalk Empire, you need to drink like it's network TV.

Your problem is that you're not drinking enough. When it comes to Boardwalk Empire, you need to drink like it's network TV.

Not even an anagram. Not quite a homophone.

Not even an anagram. Not quite a homophone.

Poor Margaret. It's not everyday that you meet a guy who has a thing for hemorrhoids.