DOMA
Don't Ask Don't Tell
Welfare Reform
Repeal of Glass-Steagall
Gramm–Leach–Bliley
Telecommunications Act of 1996

I DID!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DID!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know who else likes molesting unconscious patients? Hollow Man.

You know who else likes molesting unconscious patients? Hollow Man.

Do they have less reverb in Canada?

Do they have less reverb in Canada?

Let the slut-shaming begin!

Let the slut-shaming begin!

Not a plateful of goat eyes?

Not a plateful of goat eyes?

Enjoy the table-setting. See you next week for the meal.

Enjoy the table-setting. See you next week for the meal.

This is SNL. "The 'joke' in x skit was exactly that, y,
which is funny for about half a second until you realize that's the only
thing they've got" pretty much describes every skit they've ever had. If SNL were truly funny, they'd air it when people weren't already drunk. Your problem is that you're too sober.

This is SNL. "The 'joke' in x skit was exactly that, y,
which is funny for about half a second until you realize that's the only
thing they've got" pretty much describes every skit they've ever had. If SNL were truly funny, they'd air it when people weren't already drunk. Your problem is that you're too sober.

Then start thinking up some synonyms for terrible, suckish, boring, and stupid. You're the fuckin' synonym expert.

Then start thinking up some synonyms for terrible, suckish, boring, and stupid. You're the fuckin' synonym expert.

I thought their plan was simply to imprison black voters and charge them with felonies so they can't vote even if they're out of jail.

I thought their plan was simply to imprison black voters and charge them with felonies so they can't vote even if they're out of jail.

From the comments: "Obama's victory this week, while an overwhelming disaster for the nation, was only a matter of a few million votes"