I kinda liked 1408.

"If I killed you right now, people would rush over to make sure none of your worthless blood got on my car."

"If I killed you right now, people would rush over to make sure none of your worthless blood got on my car."

I love that "solid ground" is an audio macro. It sounds like Tom Haverford. 

I love that "solid ground" is an audio macro. It sounds like Tom Haverford. 

Would you say I have a *plethora* of Honey Boo Boo costumes?

Would you say I have a *plethora* of Honey Boo Boo costumes?

Without a Trace! A 2-parter! The hostage taker is a 9/11 widow who flipped out. Great bitter porn.

Without a Trace! A 2-parter! The hostage taker is a 9/11 widow who flipped out. Great bitter porn.

He's not a victim. He can shave that pubescent stubble any time.

He's not a victim. He can shave that pubescent stubble any time.

And Putin will still be alive, running the country.

And Putin will still be alive, running the country.

This should not be a surprise. We celebrate political persecution in the U.S.

This should not be a surprise. We celebrate political persecution in the U.S.

Especially a Victorian cosplay whorehouse. Just sit around and smile pleasantly. Yeesh.

Especially a Victorian cosplay whorehouse. Just sit around and smile pleasantly. Yeesh.

I honestly have no idea who fathered or mothered these kids.

I honestly have no idea who fathered or mothered these kids.

Teddy: "I've seen worse."
Therapist: "YOU LIAR!"