True. Even when her clothes were soaked in blood, Joan had a LOL.

Carl = old enough to pee, etc.

Carl = old enough to pee, etc.

A coma? Really? I don't remember any of that.

A coma? Really? I don't remember any of that.

Hell yes. Some great zombie kills tonight.

Hell yes. Some great zombie kills tonight.

I think you are correct.

I think you are correct.

"Ah, an F. The gentleman's way of saying, 'No, not even for irony.'"

"Ah, an F. The gentleman's way of saying, 'No, not even for irony.'"

Replace "money" with "gold" and "not make any" with "bury my gold in my backyard while I await the apocalypse".

Replace "money" with "gold" and "not make any" with "bury my gold in my backyard while I await the apocalypse".

Registered another account to like this TWICE. Go ahead. Sue me. For voter fraud.

Registered another account to like this TWICE. Go ahead. Sue me. For voter fraud.

Atlas Shrugged 2 Death (via self-decapitation… from shrugging too hard)

Atlas Shrugged 2 Death (via self-decapitation… from shrugging too hard)

Never forgive.

Never forgive.

Siskel & Ebert's review of Patch Adams is epic. Also their review of The Postman.