I'm not buying weapons from Wal-Mart. What am I, a hick? No, I'm going to buy them from a television shopping channel like any decent, respectable person would.

Sometimes it's 4am and you can't wait until the shops open to buy efficient killing equipment. Don't pretend we haven't all been there.

Coldplay is playing the Super Bowl half-time show
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It's a well-known fact that Microsoft sabotages your equipment when you buy anything other than an Xbox One. Sure, it's a controversial business strategy, but it certainly seems better thought out than when they decided to make 360s randomly kill themselves.

"Pig Goat Banana Cricket"? How much of their development strategy involves blindly picking nouns out of a bag?

That's pretty much how I feel about The Walking Dead.

Goon was a show that constantly made some really bizarre creative decisions. It set up a perfectly reasonable premise for an ensemble sitcom, which should have followed the pattern of Community season 1 of having group scenes and slowly fleshing out the ensemble, but they were determined to focus on all the wrong…

Holy crap, Kobe Bryant is running for government too?!?

NBC in 2011: "We don't want niche shows like The Office anymore! Watch our broad new multicamera show Whitney and broad family comedy Up All Night!"
NBC in 2012: "Okay, fine. How about Go On and Animal Practice? If you squint, they're a bit like Community and Scrubs, but broader because they're wacky! Wait, what do you…

No mention of ABC's The Great Holiday Baking Show? After CBS's failed attempt with American Baking Competition in 2013, ABC takes another shot at adapting the super-mega-hit British baking reality competition Great British Bake-Off. A whopping 13 million viewers watched the UK finale of the last season, which is…

CBS has ordered 7 more episodes of Supergirl

CBS has pre-empted it (or replaced it with a rerun) due to the football overrun

A dedicated sports parody site seems like a way better idea than Starwipe.

I wish! I would sell out SO fast!

I see SOMEONE is not liking Crazy Ex-Girlfriend enough.

I wish I was rich.

There's plenty of people I like, but that doesn't necessarily mean I want them to have a hacky primetime sitcom.

Peretti and Peele are engaged.

A periodic reminder that Dr. Ken is a moderately successful sitcom airing in the year 2015:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I hope it's better than his cameo in the 2016 Republican presidential primaries.