Studio Exec 1: The public are growing wary of remakes and reboots of modern movies. Robocop, Total Recall and The Transporter all bombed. But coming up with something new is too risky and tough to market!
Studio Exec 2: Why don't we remake them… but replace the leads with women? Women will rationalize it is as a form…

‘Heaven Is For Real’ Sequel TV Series In Works At NBC
http://deadline.com/2015/10…

I discovered there's a Blacklist spin-off comicbook. Shockingly, it hasn't sold very well, which has completely ruined any chance of my Mysteries of Laura comicbook pitch getting picked up.

I think Carson and Oz do a valiant job at exposing the limits of expertise.

No, I can't.

Jim Rash and Fat Nixon have an NBC comedy pilot:
http://deadline.com/2015/10…

CBS gave Life in Pieces a back-9 despite sub-50% retention out of TBBT.

Ricky Gervais is hosting the Globes again!

I decided to eat healthily and have KFC for dinner instead of dry-cured red meat. No bowel cancer for me!

Part of me wants a "BACON CAUSES CANCER" t-shirt.

Fun fact: In the original script for the revised TBBT pilot, Raj was called Dave.

I'm incredibly clumsy and have to pretend to have a drinking problem to make it less embarrassing. It's a terrible affliction.

Flip Saunders has died. Welp.

Jem and the Holograms is on track to be the lowest-grossing 2400+ threater release with $1.3m.

Sudoku. I just can't do it.

On one hand, I fundamentally believe Amazon and its business model is evil and a legitimate risk to the sustainability of capitalism, plus they have notoriously poor working conditions, but, on the other hand, they have really really good customer support.

Update: I'm still obsessed with Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

Teams should do trick plays and attempt fourth downs more than they do. The only reason they don't is because of the negative publicity when they fail and that's a dumb reason.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I rarely actually watch television live