Clever movie executives.

The thing that annoys me most about the lost world is the way the supposed 'good' characters spend the film screwing up and getting everyone killed while the 'bad' guys seem to be going out of their way to keep the useless cretins alive.

I spent a few months working for some and as far as I can tell once they've got a director and a script (which they got at least three underlings to read and recommend strongly before they realise it exists) they then spend the entire rest of their time up until release arguing between themselves about the order in…

I'm going to have to find something to explode by way of tribute to the great man.

I'm going to have to find something to explode by way of tribute to the great man.

I wouldn't go that far but it's pretty firmly in the 'It's alright but I'll never have the urge to listen to it again after these initial few days' box where all the albums from bands in their twilight years go.

I wouldn't go that far but it's pretty firmly in the 'It's alright but I'll never have the urge to listen to it again after these initial few days' box where all the albums from bands in their twilight years go.

License to Kill is great. If there is one character in the history of anything ever I want to see go on a batshit crazy rampage of revenge it's Bond.

License to Kill is great. If there is one character in the history of anything ever I want to see go on a batshit crazy rampage of revenge it's Bond.

I've always liked Thunderball for the complete lack of effort they put in to making the word 'Thunderball' make any sense at all in the context they are using it.

I've always liked Thunderball for the complete lack of effort they put in to making the word 'Thunderball' make any sense at all in the context they are using it.

He's not that perfect.

He's not that perfect.

Escape to Victory is perfect for anyone who has ever wanted to see Michael Caine waddling around a field desperately trying to hold in his gut whilst surrounded by a bizarrely random collection of 70s/80s footballers(Pele! John Wark!) and poor old Sly Stallone who is pretty much playing his own made up game seperate…

Escape to Victory is perfect for anyone who has ever wanted to see Michael Caine waddling around a field desperately trying to hold in his gut whilst surrounded by a bizarrely random collection of 70s/80s footballers(Pele! John Wark!) and poor old Sly Stallone who is pretty much playing his own made up game seperate…

On the subject of candy, I've always wanted to know if you American sorts also think Hershey's chocolate has the distinct aftertaste of vomit?

On the subject of candy, I've always wanted to know if you American sorts also think Hershey's chocolate has the distinct aftertaste of vomit?

I'm going to do this proper Olympics styley and factor in a degree of difficulty, because everyone expects gymnasts and hockey players to be attractive.

I'm going to do this proper Olympics styley and factor in a degree of difficulty, because everyone expects gymnasts and hockey players to be attractive.

Cricket, because it would give countries who normally have relatively little chance of winning a medal, like India, Sri Lanka, Pakistan and Australia something to look forward to.