"It's another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things…"

Put money in thy purse; follow thou the wars; defeat thy favor with an usurp'd beard. I say put money in thy purse. Further, lo…
Bitch better have my money
Through rain, sleet or snow
Bitch better have my money
Not half, not some, but all my cash
For if she don't, I'm gonna put my foot dead in her ass.

You best copyright that dialogue immediately, because something tells me it's going in the script, baby.

Speak to Kat's agent?

There better be a "______ of Sum Yung Guy" joke, or I'll have lost all respect for this ground-breaking sitcom.

When he's not blinding vietnamese kids or daydreaming of showing his karate skills to Mohammad Atta, at least he had THIS going for him: http://gawker.com/5834514/

His mother is Jamaican? This further muddles the issue…

Chucklebox.

Hilarious or not, it takes far too much effort for them to write in the snow. Be careful ladies, it's icy!

I recently subscribed to "Titters", but it wasn't what I expected.

Somebody recently pointed out how people who review TV tend to take the long view, over the course of the week-in/week-out series, so they'll be more generous. Movies - just the opposite - it's a "one and done", so you trash it, but most people haven't even seen it, much less formulated an opinion. But music we all…

All Carvel ice cream cakes look the same to me. Is that racist?