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Wow that sounded…..exactly like an 18-year-old white girl from Florida trying to rap!

f/.8 APOLLO LENSES IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN UNDERSTAND YOU CONAN

"Monkey questions"? Goddamn racist.

EDIT: I totally misread a section about the involvement of facebook in selecting actors, which is what I was refering to.

I have one that says "Blackout" and there's a picture of a black man next to it. Racist?

The main difference is that while DFW's "slam" of Ellis was a well-thought out critique of Ellis's world view and writing style, at least as well-reasoned as any paragraph literary critique could be. Ellis on the other hand is basically just giving the finger to Wallace and throwing a twitter tantrum because no one…

For more inane Wayans, check out his short interview in the Times (just came out I think). It's totally bizarre.

For more inane Wayans, check out his short interview in the Times (just came out I think). It's totally bizarre.

I kind of forgot about that part as I read through the article, but the movie is sure to be a total shitshow. Crowdsourcing probably works well for some things, but haven't we learned by now that design by committee is goddamn shitty?

You've sort of taken it out of context though, from what I garnered he was more upset that: Soderbergh wasn't saying "Let me come in and we can run through it together," he just wanted to take a look at it and cut it himself, and that he thought he could make a good cut in 72 hours (If you'll note Schrader's cut took…

He's sort of like countless musicians who aren't cool anymore, but try to downplay it by saying that they're evolving or becoming more experimental or some shit.

as wallflower said, both her parents are incredibly manipulative, shitty people. the worst part of it is that they actually do appear to care about her sometimes, which I think must make it pretty much impossible for lohan to tell them to fuck off and die. I think the difference between her and other abused children…

How dare he

It has to be one of the best scenes in movie history. I wish the rest of the movie had been that taut.

I sort of agree, because I was pretty pissed about all of those picks, but snubbing the master is pretty bullshit in my opinion. But then again, it's just an award show and it doesn't really matter because we'll all be dead and rotting in the ground soon enough and probably even our ancestors will quickly forget us…

To be fair, no major movie in recent memory has had sound mixing as poor as the Dark Knight Rises.

All I could do was sigh when I read that line.

Forget it Brian, it's not Chinatown.

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