Don't forget that The Lego Movie was a communist plot!

Elsadianna . . . ask your doctor about it.

Also, they attract bears.

Thank god, too. That movie would have gotten super dark otherwise.

She's going to fight Ruskies in Afghanistan (alongside Rambo and the mujahideen).

They need to have Wonder Woman in 'Nam, fighting for truth and justice!

Diet Cheetos will be released in conjunction with WW2. It'll have an ingredient that gives you diarrhea, but has .04% fewer calories!

By the time they get to WW3, Gadot's character will be 100% CGI.

Well, they made a WWI setting work, and that was moronic.

I shook hands with Dick Van Dyke once.

No nipples on the bat suit.

Seems more like the ramblings of a Sean Penn Fan Club president.

He's all about the brutality of love.

The product tie-ins with Cheetos are just too lucrative to pass up.

Gutting the social welfare safety net? NAFTA? Deregulation of interstate banking? Deregulating the telecoms? The most draconian crime bill in modern history? Slashing billions from public housing to build prisons? Stopping the commodities trading commission from regulating derivatives (which directly led to the…

If NBC cancels its best shows, this is probably safe.

Dear God this show is awful . . . thru two episodes. Not sure if I can soldier on.

I didn't read the article. Did the old guy complain about the movie lacking diversity?

Not really.

I thought that is what Atomic Blonde is supposed to be.