Of course she's a feminist. Just look at her outfit.

The moment Scrappy-Doo appears, Dean will shoot and kill him.

The worst thing about what came after season five is that season five wrapped up the series perfectly. It was as good a series ending as I could have imagined.

Bono will be the next Pope.

You know Dean is going to bang Daphne.

I'm glad I pretend the show ended with season five.

Answer: People are stupid.

God bless Chelsea. I hope she finds some peace and happiness now that she has been freed.

Yeah, . . but those Verizon commercials are terrible.

Maybe eating McDonald's made death seem like an escape.

And that little boy's father was . . . Roger Ailes.

Depp will change his tune after Trump nominates him to head the FBI.

A good chunk of Trump supporters think Kendrick Lamar was a regular on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

The painting will be shot, or at least tased, before getting into the building.

What's a yacht/kidney?

In that dude's defense, his mom said she'd do anything for him in front of witnesses.

I hear he's in talks to be The Bachelor next season.

Wasn't Vezmar the name of one of the characters in Coneheads?

And there is the inevitable: commercials for McDonald's in which he plays the McLovin character saying I'm McLovin . . . it.

Hey, . . if you are going to be defined by one role, you could do worse than McLovin.