Yeah, but is it actually cod or is it c.o.d. (compressed ocean dreck). Lots of places will try to fool you with that.

Eyes and ears, primarily. But also with your brain. And, perhaps, your heart.

Trump and Leonard, coming soon to AV Club. A.K.A. Hapless and Leonard.

The bottom line is we can't know the counter-factual. Jackson was a racist. Sure. Lincoln kind of was too, though. Lest we forget that he believed black and white couldn't live together, and that freed slaves should be shipped out of the US. Jackson was a miserable sack of shit, no doubt. But I have no idea how…

Just hoping The Exorcist gets another go-round.

Hung Jury with William Hung. I'd watch.

People tuned out once they found out they couldn't phone in votes to have someone executed.

Most Long John Silver restaurants are just fronts from drug dealing these days.

The special sauce at fast-food restaurants is frequently protein heavy. I've heard.

"Umpire Angel Hernandez" also would have been accepted.

Culver's is about the only chain place that'll I get a fish sandwich from. The Cod is good. The Walleye sandwich is also good.

Of all the baffling reviews I've seen at AV Club in recent years, and there have been many, the positive review of "Great News" is by far the most mind-boggling. It seriously might be the worst show I've ever seen.

The "mediocre" part is generous.

I would have gone with "Fox traded Pitch to the New York Mets, where it suffered a career-ending injury."

Lack of promotion does happen, though. And time slot can be important because it factors into exposure. DVR flexibility is meaningless if people don't know about a show or don't give it a try.

It'll be revamped, with Father Tomas getting signed as a pitcher and Father Marcus as a bench coach. By the San Diego Padres, of course.

Didn't know Land of Talk had a new one coming out. Liz Powell is awesome. Also looking forward to Slowdive. I really liked My Bloody Valentine's mbv release.

And he's a hoot, . . apparently.

Jeremy Scahill.

Thanks.