Hate to judge just based on trailers, but this looks freakin' awful.

It's pretty much certain to be cancelled, isn't it?

I frequently hear a voice telling me to burn things. But I don't recognize it from a book. I assume that is fairly common.

I know.

Only 22? Outrage!

Pop-country wasn't my point. And I don't dislike Hootie or anything.

It's all completely subjective. Not enough awards for Beyonce's brilliance doesn't persuade me much.

Yeah. But he puts out exactly the kind of easily consumed disposable music that the Grammys would award in a nod to diversity.

Agree. The Grammys are a fools errand. Hard to be surprised people aren't satisfied with results. I call your My Humps and raise a Who Let the Dogs Out.

Fight Club is one of my favorite books, . . . .

I jerk off whenever I eat brie cheese.

Forget Paul Ryan. Consider Alan Greenspan. Beloved across political and ideological lines despite an entire world view built on Ayn Rand. I used to say if someone comes up to you at a cocktail party and starts talking about The Fountainhead, you can't get away from them fast enough . . . but everybody loves Alan…

No. They become Secretary of Treasury or Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

Chicken. Egg. Who knows?

Straight men are soooo lame.

A pizza?

Dana Carvey waits by the phone dressed as Robin . . . .

I think everyone wants Affleck to stop being Batman. Will Arnett or GTFO!!!

Radical Islam is the problem, not Islam. As with most things, it is extremism that is the problem. And let's try to not forget that the West's greedy, heartless meddling in foreign affairs is a big part of why so many predominately muslim nations are contaminated with extremism. There was a time, for example, when…

Muslims are people.