"Repetition"
By David Bowie. Damn disturbing.

Oh… AMERICA'S greatest. Well, Partridge and Newman can screw off, then. Pollard and Linnell, one on one.

To prove said thesis, we must first arrange for a Royal Rumble-style songwriting cage match with the likes of Andy Partridge, AC Newman, Robert Pollard, and others. If anyone can find an eccentric millionaire willing to put up the funds…