¿Qué coño te pasa?!?!? Don't just go giving out my address here, you stupid cabron!

¡Me lo pones en la boca!

¡Callate el osico gordota! There's only room for one Memorial Bench in this town. That shriveled up old conyo sucio better find someplace else to haunt.

¿¿¿Vogel get a bench?!?!?

The A.V. Club

The A.V. Club

Que te folle un pez, cara de cona!!!!!

Don't forget me! You think you end up with a memorial bench without greasing a few wheels (and/or cocks) while alive?

Ey, soplanucas, have a little gratitude! You know I gave up my life - and all of my shoes - for your sorry culo!

Shit on me?

Si, fuck that comemierda. I thought he rejoined the force to avenge my murder, yet we haven't heard pinga about that in weeks!

Aw, so sweet of you to ask, Cariño. I'm doing just fine.  

Ay! Cabron! How about they go and have sex on your ugly face!

Agreed. I love that this show consistently undermines sitcom cliches, but with a sense of realism rather than parody.

I too clearly heard "beach" reading. Why would bears going to the dentist specifically appeal to women?

Watch out! Next year I'm year I'll be taking home best supporting actress - you can bank on it.

Until they install the glory h … I mean drainage holes in my seat nobody is getting the Doakes treatment.

Hey, pendejo, you got a problem wit the people of Miami needing a place to rest their culos!??!?!