Just checking you were still alive. I'm going to create a Google alert for "Texas what a burger shooting" just in case.

Have we heard word on narwhals manager yet?

*slow claps*

Can't we just give them quebec

Can we at least all agree that the the following is the most important tv show of the last 20 years.

I need to go to sleep. I got to go bless easter baskets tomorrow

Yuck yuck. Seriously I'm disappointed.

I was trying to connect but it won't let me

I watched going clear. I feel sick. Also I want to Alex gibneys films all of them also I'm drunk

*peaks head out to check if dust has cleared*

*Sneezes, crumples in heap*

I didn't realize that would escalate so quickly.

Do we all agree that kayne west currently is probably the most important musical artist of the last 20 years?

When are we gonna get a wes Anderson movie with Alec Baldwin as the protagonist?

Wait wut?

HEY GUYS REMEMBER BLAST VEGAS STARRING PROFESSIONAL RACE CAR DRIVER FRANKIE MUNIZ?

I just read ultra comics #1, I'm unsure what happened but I'm almost entirely convinced it's a work of genius

Yeah it really does suck.

Yeah I don't think it's too bad. I'm just really upset and I'm sick of shitty things happening to me it's just exhausting and I'm ready for a break. I guess I would be I but like it was snowing and super slippery and I did my best to avoid it.

I got into a car accident today. I'm very upset.