Oh, Greaser's Palace. As far as musical El Topo rip-offs go…you're the only one I can think of.

IT WAS A BAAAAY-BEEEE!

"Yins guys gonna go get drunk 'n'at?"

I've seen my share of old-timey hoop jokes. This was the best one.

The pawnshop owner is quickly becoming one of my favorite characters.

The best possible choice would've been "Yes, We Have No Bananas."

P.S. (Hot P)I(e) Love You

Classic Howland.

@avclub-ca6cb47da12090ffd2470daf51f71be1:disqus I know. I was always just hoping it'd be Eccleston.

No I'm not.

I'm not the only person who says, "Fuck yeah, Barristan Selmy," every time he's on screen right? No matter what he's doing.

I imagine Mance as Christopher Eccleston as I watch and it makes it a little better.

When Tywin does his hiring he asks applicants to guess how many golf balls would fit inside of a school bus.

Yeah, get a loadda this queer!

He majored in scullery, minored in arrow murder.

In fairness, the sound guy messed up that rape scene. It wasn't supposed to be screams, just farts.

At the very end of the book, Howland Reed is going to run in with a telegram from Sam Wainwright telling Jon Snow that everyone who is dead is alive again.

I watched the episode through other means than HBO and the thing I was watching was fucked up somehow. For some reason the credits music started playing during the last little bit. I was really confused.

I'm really expecting for this to start going off into Boogie Nights territory.

It's going to keep me up at night if I don't point this out: "Ludgate Opens Flood Gates" would've sounded so good.