There's a story on the DVD commentary where Bill Odenkirk talks about how one time he was outside a bar and hears a guy yell at his phone, "Mother, father, Chinese dentist!" Bill asks him, "So, you're a fan of Mr. Show?"

"I loved you in Mission: Impossible III, bitch!"

LEAVE ROBERT DENBY ALONE.

Besty Brandt is never not beautiful. It makes me angry that Matt Mira has kissed her and I haven't. Like…if it were anyone else, I would understand it…

The man's drank enough that he's managed to preserve himself.

Also in this Breaking Bad/Dick Van Dyke cross-over, Alan Brady will be Rob Petrie's  meth making pseudonym and when someone one tries over an ottoman they end up in traction.

WHY ISN'T THIS A SHOW?

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus I know someone who for many years thought crack and weed were the same thing.

…Wait, Jack Black didn't kill Shirley MacLaine? Then why the fuck did I have the candlelight vigil?

I'm walking to work now.
I'm walkin', I'm walkin', I'm walkin' to work now

This has been a fanfiction heavy week for the AV Club. Between this script and the Parks and Rec comment section, I think there should be a fanfic tab up top.

This has been a fanfiction heavy week for the AV Club. Between this script and the Parks and Rec comment section, I think there should be a fanfic tab up top.

"This town needs ham. Stat!"

We Hate Movies' sister podcast "Blame it on Outer Space" was pretty good this week and featured Little Stevie Sajdak. They cover the Betty and Barney Hill which is a good topic, since there's a solid narrative to the case and a lot of information. The only hiccup is when Steve seems to think Carl Sagan was Russian.…

Also, this blows my theory that the documentary crew were ghosts THE ENTIRE TIME.

Also, this blows my theory that the documentary crew were ghosts THE ENTIRE TIME.

She has very youthful bangs.

Brian is probably the Scranton Strangler.

Brian is probably the Scranton Strangler.

Exactly. For most real people in a loving relationship that happens sometimes. Jim would probably call if not later in the evening than after a night's sleep to apologize.