That's what she says in the mirror every night before she turns off the light.

That's what she says in the mirror every night before she turns off the light.

Do you know how busy Detlef Schrempf is? We're talking about a man who was on TWO episode of the German soap opera "Gute Zeiten, schlechte Zeiten"

Do you know how busy Detlef Schrempf is? We're talking about a man who was on TWO episode of the German soap opera "Gute Zeiten, schlechte Zeiten"

What?

What?

Also, I'm really glad my happy show is back with a super happy episode.

Also, I'm really glad my happy show is back with a super happy episode.

MULWAY-TWEEP!

MULWAY-TWEEP!

You just gave me an idea for Scary Movie 6. There's some creepy kids and they either go from creepy la la la-ing to singing a Kidz Bop song or they have a Kidz Bop CD of creepy la la la-ing. maybe we'll fit Lalaine in there too. I don't know, someone else can work out the details.

Thanks a lot, Obama. Am I right? Probably why they got divorced.

The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

I really want a full version of Will Ferrell and company's rendition of Goodnight, Saigon. I've been listening to it over and over again, but it's frustrating that there's only about 1 minute of it.

I was wondering if that was Casey Wilson. I'm not bothered by it because she looks fucking great in that dress.

Life & Times of Tim is just amazing all around. I'm sad there won't be another season, but it's kind of amazing it got three seasons as it is.

Also the golden age of gay people. They don't make them like Paul Lynde and CNR anymore.

Mummenschanz RIP, see you at the crossroads.

Thank you for letting me know that Criterion is releasing Repo Man. it's about time those guys got their act together and started releasing real classics.

Jackie Chan kicks Phillip Seymour Hoffman in the balls accidentally.