I don't see the reason for all that rigamarole. Let's do this the old fashioned way.

I'm going to pay all expenses to get you back to Conan so you can set right what once went wrong.

Neil Hamburger is at his best when he's just enraging people who don't want to see him. So, he's kind of a different story.

Jamie Favre was pressed into a corner of his ceiling just waiting to strike.

Most people in retail jobs will experience heckling at some point. Although, in those situations it goes by the less appealing name of "insults powered by misguided anger at feeling powerless not only in this situation, but in life as a whole" and/or "having a target that cannot argue back so they become receptacles…

I second this motion.

I AM FIRMLY IN FAVOR OF HEROES. IN REGARD TO ZEROES I HAVE A MUCH LOWER OPINION.

Damn, his science is too tight.

That sounds like the genesis of Toy Story.

She's changing her name to Carly Rae Jetson because she's so…SPACED OUT

I think his hair negates any bump that pot might've given him.

The Qu'ran.

Remember that time they met Thelonious Monk and he said he'd help them solve their mystery if they would give him a minute. Then he went into the back of the Mystery Machine and most of the episode is the gang just waiting for him to come out.

Harlem Globetrotters, Don Knotts.

One time in college, me and two friends got high on reefers. One of my friends was not a habitual reefer user. So, when we went back to the dorm he was pretty squirrelly. We asked him if he wanted us to close and lock the door. He did, so we did.

Man, I love Match Game. The problem is finding the right celebrities. Charm is in short supply among the kind of people who would do the show these days.

The reviewer should have mentioned that this movie just straight up rips off Deadtime Stories 2.

The reviewer should have mentioned that this movie just straight up rips off Deadtime Stories 2.

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Thanks for the link.