Other ideas: Martial law is declared in the US and everyone has to adjust the new regime.

I guess I'm running out of time to work on my The Office fanfiction. I always wanted to write really off-model, off-character upsetting fanfiction that still tries to be kind of funny in the way that fanfiction writers think they're funny. I

All right, guys, it's time to take over Alcatraz again.

"Stanley, you ate four pies, 10 pretzels, two T-Bone steaks, 6 Blooming Onions and drank 9 Cuba Libres. The commissioner's going to have my ass! You know how he worries about your diabetes!"

I liked that there was that shot of him just carving a fucking wooden duck.

I'm a little more than halfway through and I like it well enough. It's a really interesting concept. It's a little draggy, but that might be because I'm only picking at it. I haven't picked it up a few weeks.

Hey, we're book buddies!

When you're done with Blood Meridian you can listen to this two part lecture about the book from a Yale class: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Finishing up Mythago Wood and finally reading House of Leaves after having a copy for at least 6 years.

Um, um, let's go to a hair salon so I can show you how much hair I can eat before getting sick.

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I've never seen the stage show, but I'd like to get a stage recording. Which one would you recommend? I'm sure they all have their strengths and weaknesses, but if you had to pick one…

I've never seen the stage show, but I'd like to get a stage recording. Which one would you recommend? I'm sure they all have their strengths and weaknesses, but if you had to pick one…

I think we can all agree that the Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter roles should have been played by Nick Offerman and Megan Mulally.

I think we can all agree that the Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter roles should have been played by Nick Offerman and Megan Mulally.

SPOILER ALERT: No one in my town can pronounce the title of this movie. Or knows what the fuck it is.

SPOILER ALERT: No one in my town can pronounce the title of this movie. Or knows what the fuck it is.

So, I'm re-watching some of the later seasons of The Office, because clearly I'm in a very dark place in my life.

I didn't know what a Kinder Surprise egg was until I saw a petition on the White House website to allow their sale in America: https://petitions.whitehous…

I didn't know what a Kinder Surprise egg was until I saw a petition on the White House website to allow their sale in America: https://petitions.whitehous…