Yeah. Pretty much. Whenever someone stands up for religion around me it feel analogous to having a discussion of Greek mythology and having someone come in and say, "no, no - I actually worship those gods and it's not like that at all." What? Go away, weirdo.

Screaming myself horse
My hoofs have burst through my Vans! Oh, the pain of my skull stretching into such an oblong shape! And WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY SPECIAL PURPOSE??!!

I was going to guess Pat Metheny.

you've nothing to worry about. kids love the Ramones.

Everybody loves the Dahl
Glad to see Roald Dahl making the list for so many of you. I spent a little time in an MRI machine this week and found myself thinking back to the meditation practices of Henry Sugar to pass the time and stay calm and couldn't help looking forward to the day that I can share those stories with…

It's no defense of Soul Asylum, just a correction of Tobias' interpretation of the video. MBI's right: it was too early to mourn or even predict the death of the CD. That bit stuck out as wrong to me, too. It was just meant to show the production process and self-deprecatingly remind the viewer that the band was a…

I think that's right, that the hand gets cut off before Vader tells Luke that he's his father. That doesn't invalidate Hurley's point though. The fact that they'd just been having a long lightsaber battle when they could have been talking things out is probably what Hurley is trying to point out.

Don't tell me where to put my lip.

Fine. Fuck me, right? Why should I take offense just because HJ wants to get a whole lot of attention for making a charitable donation (to a cause he cares so much about he can't even pick it himself) right around the time he's got a big product to push and chooses to do it through the most irritating, pointless…

I disagree. This is not a cool thing. The charity portion is just a lame ploy to promote Twitter through celebrity endorsement and a chance for Hugh Jackman to get a little free press before his movie comes out. Yeah, some good cause will get a hunk of money but the whole thing is pretty dirty.

Damn, I thought that was an Orbison original. Those Everly Brothers seem to be the source of damn near everything. I gotta get hip.

Can we get an acting coach in here?
With the exception of Nathan, Bennett and most of the time Angela, this show has some of the worst acting on television. Watching Peter and Mohinder grunt lines at each other is like watching a scene from Joey Tribiani's Acting for Soap Operas workshop. And Claire's monologue was…

oh no. i don't think wider exposure is what that bit needs.

"Further work in mainstream films eluded her, however . . ."

I'm glad they gave Kenneth a happy ending, too - though I don't remember him even getting a massage.

Another case of Parkman's awesome power going unused. He could have easily made Danko believe that he shot the girl without actually doing it. I know that, but somehow he doesn't. And why does he break into her house when he can just knock on her door and Jedi-mind-trick her into letting him in? Someone should be…

Not quite
These guys are kind of like a couple of other UK bands (Supergrass comes immediately to mind) who keep turning out records that are consistently good enough but never great. They keep making them and I keep buying them but there's always kind of a whiff of underachievement about them.

joan jett has no interest in cock.

That picture
Is he trying to look like a wolf-boy? I'm having Weekly World News flashbacks.

old porno
It's like masturbating in a time machine.