It's got my favorite mondegreen of all time.

It's got my favorite mondegreen of all time.

Yeah, my mom is the one who showed up at my house with all four seasons of Breaking Bad and said "You have to watch this!" And my stepmom texts me all the news about Game of Thrones she can find. I don't know if I could sit down and watch it with them, though.

Yeah, my mom is the one who showed up at my house with all four seasons of Breaking Bad and said "You have to watch this!" And my stepmom texts me all the news about Game of Thrones she can find. I don't know if I could sit down and watch it with them, though.

It wasn't awkward at the time, but when I was 12 my dad and I watched Doctor Detroit so often we still know it by heart all these years later, and only now does he say, "I don't know what the hell I was thinking." Though the time he and my stepmom took me to see Ghost was cringe-inducing.I think I went out to get…

It wasn't awkward at the time, but when I was 12 my dad and I watched Doctor Detroit so often we still know it by heart all these years later, and only now does he say, "I don't know what the hell I was thinking." Though the time he and my stepmom took me to see Ghost was cringe-inducing.I think I went out to get…

In life you have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do.
Many times, that's what the fuck life is… one vile fucking task after
another.

In life you have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do.
Many times, that's what the fuck life is… one vile fucking task after
another.

If I bleat when I speak it's because I just got fuckin' fleeced. Damn you, FX.

If I bleat when I speak it's because I just got fuckin' fleeced. Damn you, FX.

Bad as it is, I'll still take MGK over ZXL. When I lived down the shore we used to call it WZEP. Not one damn thing has changed since.

Bad as it is, I'll still take MGK over ZXL. When I lived down the shore we used to call it WZEP. Not one damn thing has changed since.

Yes. It was a joke. Not a funny joke, it appears, but I don't get out from under my rock much.

Yes. It was a joke. Not a funny joke, it appears, but I don't get out from under my rock much.

Yes, I know.

Yes, I know.

The only thing I am taking away from this is that it had better not push back the next batch of Sherlock episodes.

The only thing I am taking away from this is that it had better not push back the next batch of Sherlock episodes.

they're afraid I'll turn into a bear.

they're afraid I'll turn into a bear.