Yeah, but not at the dentist office waiting room!

"Governor Trump.
I should have expected to find you holding Putin's schlong…
I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."

Then, I'm sorry… but our meth lab is now closed.

Upvoted for "prancing japery."

"…bananas are perfectly shaped for the human hand…"

Thank you, Fredo.

Sorry.
Circa 2000, I remember having dinner at my folks' place, and my dad put on "Home Improvement."
I was aghast.
I asked if we could watch "The Daily Show" instead…
He said "what's that?"
I explained.
We watched.
He laughed.
He was hooked.

CAN'T
RUN
FROM
STUPID.

No, no no — he "sold out " his fellow criminals for a lighter sentence.

Never a miscommunication… or a banana.

"TOP OF THE WORLD, MA…!"

Next stop:
Poochie's planet.

What about one of those Burger King crowns?

Turtlenecks… I invented the turtleneck…

I know how you feel. But try to remember: the country somehow made it through 1968, which included…

"Gill"?
What's a "gill"?

My Spidey-sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger?

Hell, I'm pining for the days of a Dick Cavett meandering Watergate metaphor.

… I'm still unclear on the liter thing?
Vis-a-vis, uh, unit of volume…

Thanks for the heads up.
You're right — it's great.
Here's a link: