"Your churlish attitude reminds me of a time I was having dinner with Groucho and—"

A run-on sentence?

Can't stop in the middle of a sentence, sir.
That's just

Ha! I'm old enough to remember hearing "I Will Follow" on a mix-tape circa 1981!

I agree with you — no idea why U2 has so disowned the album (… perhaps because they lost money on the bloated "Popmart" Tour).

U2's album "Pop"…

"King of the world", my ass!

Something-something call your physician.

That's fine, sir… but, again, this is a sports-radio call-in show.

Yeah, that's a good choice for bronze.

1. L.A. Confidential
2. Boogie Nights

In the same glass?

I'm guessing the latter is a more pressing issue than the former.

Be realistic: with Dems in the minority in both houses (and idiot-boy in the White House), passing any sort of bi-partisan healthcare law that actually maintains Obamacare — even if it's a slightly-less wonderful version of Obamacare — would equal a huge victory.

It's like "Sliding Doors," though with slightly more civilian casualties.

Something like this?

Including — in all probability — the life of my father, who was in the Navy and stationed on a Destroyer in the South Pacific.

SNL put Trump on their show.
NBC aired "The Apprentice" for years.
So fuck both of 'em.

Just get Mario Cantone instead:

Ha! Trump wishes he had a cock that big!