This shock… would there be any way to control it?
( Perhaps some sort of "mute/vibrate" setting…? )

He can be one of Roger's Angels!

Your dick pics, sir.

Hell, at FOX, this'll get him promoted.

"The Diceman Dumb-eth"

This topic explored in depth in the new documentary…
… "An Inconvenient Woof."

He didn't lick his balls, either.

"Knick-knack
Poochie-wack,
Give the dog a boner…"

That explains the ankle bracelet.

Hope they play this clip in court before his sentencing:

I'm Pepperidge Farms — I remember you!

Oxy-Flutter?

So that's what he had up his ass.

I never saw that film (basically because I loathe conspicuous consumption) — can I be happy?

Leave the CancerAIDS, take the cannoli.

"We find the defendants incredibly guilty."

You should've thought of that before you stole that loaf of bread!

"Butt Lady! Butt Lady! Butt Lady!"

"Milk-faced bastard!"

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