Pickle/Honey Boo Boo 2032

"Yes, I did my own makeup… why?"

That was you?

Hey, it's Diamond Joe!

"You're all bastard people !!!"

They never wanted to pass anything — they just wanted to stomp their feet and yell "Socialism!"

How about a summer burn-off?

He's a military man, so he's probably well-versed in following his marching orders (whether he agrees with them or not).

Oh, please — you're the Washington Generals of cosmic messiahs.

I'd like to amend my vote:

Sadly, he was more likely to get shot by his own side.

That's the maddening thing about MSNBC (well, one of them, anyway) — too often, they'll miss late-night or weekend breaking news to show "Lockup" reruns instead.

For once, no snark from me about all this — millions of lives were potentially at stake over this clusterfuck.

On MSNBC, Brian Williams actually covered the final late-night vote — using the CSPAN video feed.

Pat Tillman quit the NFL to volunteer for the U.S. Military.
So that's pretty damn brave, too…

So, basically, this is us now:

Stay vigilant, Mr. Fancy Pants.

Say, did you see McCain's full statement?

First, they'll try to fuck up Obamacare even further — force insurers to leave various markets.

A Republican from Texas??????