avclub-97b2d5e5f92c333976018236d76658d9--disqus
Core Concept
avclub-97b2d5e5f92c333976018236d76658d9--disqus

Mitzi Maybellene!

Maybe there's a Marfan's Disease-backstory, too.

Marcio!

Veni Vidi Vici Vinnie Wagner.

That poor man!

BOB!

Chuck Chopin.

Such a great Snooze button, too.

I meant the spoiler for Spaceballs, not Apes.

"Mike Mozart"…???

You mean the porn?

He's the one who steals songs from everyone and sings them like a big ginger poof.

Tits always wake me up!

[ sad piano music ]

I had never seen "Planet of the Apes" when I saw "Spaceballs", but I did see that Statue of Liberty joke coming from 5 blocks away.

Damn metric system!

You're right — he'd never fit inside.

Also, how does she even drink her coffee with such an itty-bitty right arm?

Everything's funnier with a hole in the middle.