"Shit Sandwich"

How did your farting wife train the cat to do that?

Let's dig deeper:

Sploosh?

Always hated that episode because of that pussy of an old man father.

That was Wimpy.

"You’re probably just reading this for the kitten photos…"

Repubs were filibustering everything Obama tried to do, requiring 60 votes to pass.

"Atsa spicy meatball!"

I think I literally yelled "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?" about a dozen times.

HE SEEMED VERY PROUD OF HIS INDOORS TALKING VOICE!

"Bizarre" is right!
This was me, throughout the entire game:

"I want to be a dentist!"

More like "Sharts of Uranus."

He's the senator of Sassyland!

I've been under house arrest since 2010.

He's the "Poochie" of Republicans.

I did it with a large citrus fruit once.
You just cut a hole in one end and…

Didn't "Blues Traveller" do that with 'Hook'…?

I just realized that I have never heard a song from either one of those groups.
This pleases me to no end.