There was the East German clomper…

Isn't being fired by Emily just a rite of passage for maids in Connecticut?

I always interpreted that pause as him letting her think she's one-upped him, and then turning around at the end and telling her she hasn't.  It never even occurred to me he had to actually think about it.

Even though I'm nowhere close to getting married, I've already figured out that my bachelorette part will involve hiring drag queens to make us all over and then going clubbing.  I want to be a drag queen SO badly.

But Ivy's so pretty! As a girl & as a boy.

Ah, thanks, that makes sense.  I was only mentioning the "shocking" part because it seems like for the Miss (Bio) America/USA, titles are always taken away for sex scandals, but somehow I don't see the Miss Gay America caring about that.  Is that my het privilege speaking (gay people = sex monkeys with no morals) or…

I'm pretty sure that the Alyssa/Coco thing has to do with Alyssa's statement "I was Miss Gay America but my crown was taken away."  I believe Coco both reported Alyssa for whatever got her de-crowned (don't know what that incident was though—how shocking do you have to be to be too shocking for Miss Gay America????),…

I say it and it happens!  Not really, I kinda thought it was a pipe dream, my bad. YAY.

Is this the correct place to request a TV Club Classic of Gilmore Girls? Because that would make my sad, sad life so much better.

Ugh, this is probably the correct place for me to bitch about how much I hate him always saying "We don't have X in Oklahoma!" BECAUSE OMG WE DO. Way to help us look like some sort of bullshit backwater state like everyone already thinks! I can totally get French Onion soup in Tulsa, douche. Way to make me root…

Ugh, this is probably the correct place for me to bitch about how much I hate him always saying "We don't have X in Oklahoma!" BECAUSE OMG WE DO. Way to help us look like some sort of bullshit backwater state like everyone already thinks! I can totally get French Onion soup in Tulsa, douche. Way to make me root…

Valentine's originally out of OKC, so I'm rooting for him (putting aside my usual Tulsa-is-better-than-OKC-so-suck-it attitude because anytime someone from Oklahoma isn't being crazy is a good thing for us).

Valentine's originally out of OKC, so I'm rooting for him (putting aside my usual Tulsa-is-better-than-OKC-so-suck-it attitude because anytime someone from Oklahoma isn't being crazy is a good thing for us).