The first Charlie Chan book is actually pretty good.

Ethnolinguistically, Desi people are more closely related to Europeans than they are to the Sino-Tibetan, Japanese, Korean, or Austronesian peoples.

I'm surprised they didn't just put Tony Shalhoub and Rashida Jones into different outfits to play every different kind of family.

Well, they used it in Arrested Development, so I'm going to go with an overwhelming yes.

It's Senior Week

And it's two hours early!

A tie between Cameron Esposito and Hatesong

I can't believe you didn't even try for a last firstie.

Sign my yearbook?

Tell 'em Grump Trump sent ya.

Comment like you've never been downvoted
Meme like nobody's watching
Live every day like it's Kinjarama.

Did this come from the University of Haifa Department Of Intercommunication?

I'd like to sum up my feelings in GIF form

Listen, guys, I know this is a longshot, but I have one last idea for how we can save AV Club from being consumed by the gaping maw of Kinjarlathotep
We hire a sex worker.

PornHub? MyFreeCams? Redtube?

What kind of slack-asses are watching Netflix at three in the afternoon on a weekday?

When we go to Kinja, should I become "Sons of Lee Marvin" instead of "Cigarette"? I'm trying to quit smoking.

Yeah, Lee Marvin

Or Lee Marvin

There are three actors whose movies I will see simply because they're in them:
Jeff Goldblum
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Lee Marvin