If you have to choose between a prostitute and a babysitter to do your copulating…well, they are actually both bad choices, although in different ways.

That crowd was a mess that she don't wanna clean up

You want it to be One Direction, but it's the other Direction.

The glasses don't hurt, but its the bangs.  Plus she looks pretty kicking in the torso region, and orange is a good color.

It took me a minute to find it, and the whole time I was excited to find out there was a filmmaker named Eleanor Rigby.

Maybe they are TJ Maxx partisans.

Well what's all this, then? Bit of a row, innit?

Out of Africa meets Pretty Woman

i pressed your mom's pink square last night.

I've decided to watch all of the Criterion films on Hulu. Or at least start all of them.  Some of the experimental films are probably going to be too much for me.  I am going in reverse alpha order (Because I wanted to see Zero for Conduct first) and already had to give up on Zorn's Lemma after about 15 minutes.

But who is the young lady in the orange?  I might be interested in courting that little filly.

Francisco Franco.  Still dead.

You know, I'm about 99.9% straight, but Michael Pitt in that picture up there looks like something I would like to have sex with.  Just saying.

@avclub-f66bb081a954eabc8debb886150892bb:disqus Lorraine was only wearing that dress because she wanted to have sex with her son, not because she possessed loose morals.

The one with all the shit in her face?

I watched this movie with my daughter when she was about 8 and I had totally forgotten about the attempted rape.  I think my mom might have fast forwarded through that part when I watched it as a kid.

Yeah but on the other hand, I and everyone else was planning on making that joke and they STOLE IT FROM US!

SPOILERS DON"T READ THIS PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE

Narcs, that's where.

No but you could tell kids that smoking weed made his face look like that.