My mom will watch a movie until the last ten minutes and then insist on doing something else.

What the fuck is with that title?

Does this show have any gay Prepon?

She's actually a terrible actress, but man am I ever attracted to her.

Hey, she's legal in most states in the US, and pretty much all of Europe.

I don't think the AVclub liked the first one either, did they?  Well sucks to them because it ruled.  And I will see this one, although probably not in the theater, as the smell of teenage fanboys will probably make me a little sick.

Rickman is also cadaverous and has a creepy speaking voice.  Reagan looked bright and handsome even in his 70s and has a mellifluous voice.  Whatever else the guy was, he was charm personified.

The inverse is also true. ˙pooƃ ʎʇʇǝɹd sı ǝɹıʍ ǝɥʇ

Alan Rickman as Reagan is hilariously terrible casting.  Cusack is starting to look a bit Nixon-ish these days, though.

The guy has to eat.

She tried to contact the surviving band members but they just walked away…in silence.

Yeah i was lost on this one as well.  And maybe it's just a sign of where my interests lie, but I see a lot more Breaking Bad, Mad Men, and GOT .gifs and tumblr stuff than I do Sherlock.  And Harry Potter.  So much Harry Potter.

Well that does sound really ridiculous.

the only man Jerry Lee still would call "sir"

I don't think there are any pure red states.  Maybe Idaho or somewhere like that where everyone is white.  My congressman in Texas is black and a Democrat.  Eddie Bernice Johnson is from the district just south of mine and she's as liberal as congress members come.  Not to mention that Houston has a liberal, openly…

Both guns in one hand.

*cue Curb Your Enthusiasm music

Hey fuck you man, some of us care enough about the plight of the less fortunate to watch a movie and nod solemnly at it.

Yeah I probably wouldn't have seen this if it were good, but I'm curious about the hokey ending now.  Someone please spoiler it for me.

A man doesn't automatically get my respect; he has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.