It sounds like a mediocre Marvin Gaye song, which makes it about an A+++ by the standards of contemporary mainstream pop.

Frankly, the fact that our government has a professional military with cutting edge technology, limitless resources and advanced tactical training in counter-insurgency is the part that should really worry people, but for some reason it never does.

There are only two ways to do this:  either require a mental health evaluation prior to purchasing a gun, or adding everyone who is diagnosed with a mental illness to a list.  The first one is pretty expensive and invasive, and would basically exclude anyone not in the upper middle class or better.  The second is…

@avclub-354b6db657691a32d14b94a9dfe1780e:disqus Yeah my 9th grade French teacher showed us Manon Des Sources, which was awesome for more than one reason.  She also showed us some movie that was basically the French Porky's.  In retrospect I can't believe she didn't get fired.

@avclub-550af0e27594253768ef93c3f2421f7b:disqus Really?  Because I've always been the opposite.  The angry bitch face (your words not mine) just makes me think "it's fighting time, don't give in!" where as the tears trigger the "omigod make them stop say anything do anything you have to just make them stop" reaction.

Well they've got a year at best to get her married off before the whispers of "old maid" start flying.

I had a high school coach who taught history.  We learned that the Sumerians were the Samaritans from Jesus's parable, and that Wuthering Heights was pronounced "Withering Heights".  And instead of reading about the middle ages, we watched Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, which more or less summed up about a millenium…

Schindler's List would have been a lot better if it had ended with Liam Neeson throat punching Hitler and then blowing up Goebbels in a movie theater.  Best Picture my ass.

@avclub-b6e5391be8277308d0801a0be95ac706:disqus That was basically the Finnegan's Wake of stories about 60s pop singers being wrapped in cling film.

That's William Howard Taft, widely known as the filthiest president.

The human version of Marge isn't nearly shapely enough to play the real thing.

Breaking Bad threads are the only ones where I regularly get alerted to responses to posts that I made 4 years ago.

Yeah sex with women is so hateful. What is wrong with you people?

I remember when they used to show The Young Ones.

His special is genuinely funny and original.  I didn't want to like it at all, because he was 19 and had Justin Bieber hair and started as a Youtube sensation, but he has some comedy chops.  Hopefully he keeps developing and will be doing incredible things by the time he's 30.

It was decent.  Could have been really good with more time but in a way I'm glad.  I should in no way be DVR-ing anything on MTV

Or the internet's Boners in Incisions, which is…disgusting.

What are you doing up so early, Lobsters?

This is really beginning to stretch the definition of "news".  Even the very loose one used by the newswire.  "Paula Deen:  Still Sorry for Using Bad Words:  Nation Has New Opporunity to Dance on Her Grave and Reaffirm Their Own Social Virtue"

He can be both.  I saw him perform when he was in his 20s and he was already quite ugly.  But in a cool, rock and roll way.