If there's a city in the United States that you have heard of, there's a small town with the same name in Texas.  It's in the TX constitution I think.

If there's a city in the United States that you have heard of, there's a small town with the same name in Texas.  It's in the TX constitution I think.

Sweet Home Alabama is a great song, particularly the riff that Kid Rock copped.

Sweet Home Alabama is a great song, particularly the riff that Kid Rock copped.

Knowing the song before they heard it was precisely the reason it was so popular.  It's a little bit of comfortable familiarity for those who find new things scary.

Knowing the song before they heard it was precisely the reason it was so popular.  It's a little bit of comfortable familiarity for those who find new things scary.

Our hearts

Our hearts

He's a handsome devil (no homo) and a pretty decent actor.  I'd say he has a future.

He's a handsome devil (no homo) and a pretty decent actor.  I'd say he has a future.

Screw that shit.  Losing a few pounds isn't worth giving up on all of the greatest inventions in cuisine; i.e. bread, cheese, beer, wine, sweets.  You just have to have balance in your diet.

Screw that shit.  Losing a few pounds isn't worth giving up on all of the greatest inventions in cuisine; i.e. bread, cheese, beer, wine, sweets.  You just have to have balance in your diet.

When I was in Europe in '99, literally every person I met, from London to Budapest, when told that I was from Dallas, made some reference to JR.

When I was in Europe in '99, literally every person I met, from London to Budapest, when told that I was from Dallas, made some reference to JR.

The only thing worse is potted meat, which is like Vienna porridge.

The only thing worse is potted meat, which is like Vienna porridge.

I had the Trump board game when I was a kid.  It was actually pretty fun. It was vaguely similar to monopoly but there were fewer properties and they were auctioned, and there were cards that allowed you to tax the owners of certain properties and foreclose on them if they couldn't pay.  My brothers and I made more…

I had the Trump board game when I was a kid.  It was actually pretty fun. It was vaguely similar to monopoly but there were fewer properties and they were auctioned, and there were cards that allowed you to tax the owners of certain properties and foreclose on them if they couldn't pay.  My brothers and I made more…

The place where the crew hang out, the Swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout?

The place where the crew hang out, the Swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout?