Oh god that would be one of those games I never finished.

Oh god that would be one of those games I never finished.

What a twist!

What a twist!

I think she's an example of how you can be "hot" without being exceptionally "pretty".  As a converse, there are people who are "pretty" without being all that "hot".

I think she's an example of how you can be "hot" without being exceptionally "pretty".  As a converse, there are people who are "pretty" without being all that "hot".

If your standards aren't too high, you could easily get a steak dinner for 30 bucks today.  Actually, if you standards are really low, you could get it for half of that.

If your standards aren't too high, you could easily get a steak dinner for 30 bucks today.  Actually, if you standards are really low, you could get it for half of that.

It's too late.  Muppet society is a cutthroat battle for supremacy.  Grover smells blood in the water, and Grover's going in for the kill.

It's too late.  Muppet society is a cutthroat battle for supremacy.  Grover smells blood in the water, and Grover's going in for the kill.

I don't think he got paid and then recanted.  If he did that, he would open himself up to a counter suit.

I don't think he got paid and then recanted.  If he did that, he would open himself up to a counter suit.

And I forgot, end the chorus with "guitar/ played by Andy Summers".

And I forgot, end the chorus with "guitar/ played by Andy Summers".

If "Don't Stand So Close to Me" had named the girl Lolita, and named the singer "Humbert", and THEN mentioned the book, then you would approach the shittiness of the the songwriting in "Maria, Maria"

If "Don't Stand So Close to Me" had named the girl Lolita, and named the singer "Humbert", and THEN mentioned the book, then you would approach the shittiness of the the songwriting in "Maria, Maria"

Smooth is awful, but Maria Maria was much worse.  I think it has something to do with mentioning West Side Story in the most literal attempt at a metaphor in history.  It's like singing a song called "Juliet" and mentioning that she reminded him of that chick in Romeo and Juliet.  Also, mentioning Carlos Santana by…

Smooth is awful, but Maria Maria was much worse.  I think it has something to do with mentioning West Side Story in the most literal attempt at a metaphor in history.  It's like singing a song called "Juliet" and mentioning that she reminded him of that chick in Romeo and Juliet.  Also, mentioning Carlos Santana by…

Well Finn would be 33 by that time.  I'm not sure if that would be awkward or awesome.

Well Finn would be 33 by that time.  I'm not sure if that would be awkward or awesome.