Wait. Why did Victoria throw her gun-residue bedazzled bracelet overboard? I must have missed something, otherwise that was a completely random and nonsensical way to insult Emily.

I was right there with the reviewer until he lamented the loss of the Memoriam Walk and hoped that CBS would provide it as bonus footage online. Tyson, the only one who could have provided colorful commentary, had moved into the earnest, emotional phase of his game domination ("and once I saw my girlfriend dragged off…

Great look on Rayna's face as she processed his true nature. Their chemistry as a couple always read as phony and I am relieved he slithered off.

I believe he gave it to the vet. It interfered with his downward spiral arc. Neglecting the dog whilst being all self-loathing and destructive would have been unforgivable.

Emily, even by her standards, seemed so emotionally shut-down in this episode that neither her faux-mance with Daniel, or her connection to Aiden or even Nolan felt convincing to me. She was such a cold fish it highlighted how much collateral damage her Revenge plan entails for innocent bystanders (Daniel, Sara, her…

I give it a "C". The opening sketch was a wasted opportunity to parody a ripe target. Instead it turned in to yet another occasion for Kristen Wigg to trot out her ever more desperate and hammy Dooneece. Paul Rudd is inherently charming and delightful but the sketches didn't give him much to work with. The divorce…

Wait. So the supercilious hospital lady doesn't end up dead by devil boy or jaguar-like creature? I was certain they were cueing her up for a bad end. And no mention of the Nick's mom-in-peril plot in this one. She will just have to hang on by her fingernails until next week.

At camp when Hayden called out how brilliantly Tyson had been manipulating everyone the whole game Gervase's passionate "you've got it all wrong — I am the power behind the throne" jag was so telling. He is that guy who doesn't have a realistic handle on who he is and is perpetually convinced he is a "big dog" or…

Although the chefs didn't know quite what to make of Dr. John, beneath his enigmatic pronouncements and peculiar rhythms it was clear to me that he was an astute judge of hot sauce. Padma was amused and rolling with it and that actually made me like her a little bit more.

Do you have any idea how long it takes to gas that big ass plane up? The Berserkers could have rowed and biked to Spain and Ireland and they still would have beat the Shield team.

If you thought he was weepy when his partner was killed and an ancient tree felled, just wait until you hear him bawling about Sims tearing him a new one for speaking English. This Sims fellow is a very mean man.

I am with you on this. Perhaps we can huddle together and collect down votes. If you come to Agents of Shield without expectations and only mildly exposed to the source material, then the show is very enjoyable. There. I said it. Very enjoyable. This episode was especially enjoyable. Fast -paced, humorous, not…

This show is entertaining as hell and deserves to find a wider audience. Because of its pedigree it gets held to a much higher standard than most fare and gets marked down accordingly by the purists.

i agree — this was the first episode I've watched and it has potential. Given the huge doses of mythology, backstory, and gore it serves up, a bit more humor would be welcome (a la Sleepy Hollow).

Nina commenting on Michael's elimination the previous episode, "I'm sorry Boo-Boo, you're a douche." Best moment of the night and it played in the opening credits.

Several seasons back Padma stopped being that exquisite looking woman who was curious about things culinary and started being that peevish know-it-all-no-talent scold. She fully deserves to have to spout the sponsor of the week product placement speech (and she delivers it with the panache of a cinder block).

What vile minion of Big Cream Cheese had removed all the yeast from the restaurant's kitchen? Low blow Big Cream Cheese, low blow.

This is one of those product placements where they must really have to search in post-production to find one contestant reaction that's not pure horror and swearing.

What forgettable daughter? Tina has a daughter?

Conrad didn't know anything about any gold bars. He was pleasantly surprised.