He thought he had the good Hodgkin's.

How about Happy Independence from The AV Club Day?

I was hoping this would be The Borg vs. McEnroe

Oh groovy, funky Channel 27!

I guess he fancies himself quite the grammar expert.

That has always been my understanding of the difference.

Stromboli is rolled, whereas calzone is folded and sealed.

Wouldn't it be better to have an incompetent evil president than a competent one? An incompetent one can't follow through on his evil plans, while a competent one could.

Galaxy Quest isn't a spoof, though.

I did a little sleuthing (I googled it) and according to Catlin he's going to be a big part of this season as well as future seasons.

I see no mention of Herr Starr.

Wow! That John Woo action movie that involves face-swapping made the list! You know, Mission Impossible 2!

It was easy because she has webbed toes.

"I've got a PhD in homeopathic medicine!"
"You've got a PhD in baloney!" *sprays with firehose

Remember Dead Man on Campus? I liked that movie.

Writing my dissertation now and outside my little sliver of specialization I know jack shit about the rest of my field (philosophy.) My dissertation is about the role of testimony in epistemology (theory of knowledge). No joke, about 2 or 3 years into grad school I stopped bothering paying any attention to anything…

Ugh, I'm not a geoligist, but I am working towards a (useless) PhD in philosophy and it really bothers me that this person has a PhD. I get it, these days, it's not terribly difficult to get one (hence me working on one that I'm probably never going to use), but damn. I mean, I work in philosophy where a shit ton of…

It didn't really seem to be lacking in the Finnish to me, but it could have used some more Swedish.

SEE YOU IN HELL, CANDY BOYS!

It's the Dickensian aspect.