Well I don't feel like cooking!

Well, McGarnagle, Billy is DEAD! They slit his throat from ear to ear.

That's like eating chicken and not quoting Leeloo from the 5th Element.

I'm a fan of "We're LIVING, IN A SOCIETY!"

I literally will just start repeating that whenever I'm having a conversation with two other people and they start talking to each other and not paying attention to me.

My brother is a big fan of, "I know what you need, a COMPUTAH!"

Did anyone else read this as "leaked sex photos"?

Eagle River?!

It better be hard sci-fi.

"I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."

"I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."

Flibbidub flib flub fleeb!

Flibbidub flib flub fleeb!

UNRUMBLE!

UNRUMBLE!

He was addicted to a drug that made you believe you were God, I believe it was called Bliss.

He was addicted to a drug that made you believe you were God, I believe it was called Bliss.

The Dark Horse-published series, which takes place 10 years after the climax of Palahniuk’s 1996 cult novel anyone cared about something Chuck Palahniuk wrote.

I had heard Triplets with Jackie Chan.

Just ask the Gellar Yeller.