He's a cool dude.

The A.V. Club
I carefully avoided any kind of gym-related activies my whole life

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

…Si.

Did she drive her Chevy to Eugene Levy only to find out that Levy was dry? (interpret that however the hell you want)

Rex Morgan, MD

Yeah, when I saw Boston Public on there I was sure that this is where it was going because that was like a major plotline.

I'm guessing it's more because screenwriters, being writers, probably have more experience with English as a subject than anything else.

Why can't I reach these keeeeeeeeeds?

"His yearbook photo shows a doughy blond resembling Conan O'Brien sidekick Andy Richter." lol

The director of my program is married to one of his former students and her brother is currently in the program.

Her friends are… so jealous… you know how bad girls get…

I remember once when I was in 8th grade in science class, someone's mom must have volunteered (I don't think it was the mom from anyone in that class) and she was wearing jeans and she had this hole in the pants on her butt and it was a pretty big hole, like an inch across and you could see her bare ass underneath and…

The first party I went to in college (while I was still a senior in high school), there was also a party going on next door. Mid way through the night, I guess they decided to join the party's because someone took a saw and cut down the fence between the back yards so people could flow freely between both and form one…

Light Rail? The only place I hear that term is the Bay Area. VTA?

God that sounds like my brother's wedding when he had 4 best men. That's bullshit, just pick someone!

They're called the Salutatorian.

I never went to a school that had halls.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

He looked old when he was on that season of Curb Your Enthusiasm and hat was like 10 years ago.